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Bus . . . or Truck?

2010-09-15T09:35:00.000-06:00

Vote For Basil!

2010-08-03T08:50:00.000-06:00

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

2010-06-29T10:34:00.001-06:00

This freakin' hoser needs to engage in some retail! WTF, Eaton Center, WTF?!? Hang with it to the end. That's when the crazy happens.

Editor's Note: I've been to Eaton Center. They were open.

Ben Loves Lasagna

2010-06-01T10:08:00.001-06:00

Fish Tales

2010-05-21T10:09:00.002-06:00

I cannot believe Gordon's passed on this guy. Cannot believe it.

Related: In Soviet Russia, fish catch you!

Bullies: A 'Best Of' Edition

2010-05-18T14:49:00.001-06:00

Pretty much everything about this is completely awesome. Related: Sweep the leg

DJ T-n-A

2010-05-13T09:44:00.001-06:00

Possibly the best clip you'll see all month.

GIGANTIC BALLS

2010-05-11T21:16:00.001-06:00

That is all.

Spin Cycle

2010-05-11T14:01:00.000-06:00

Huh. Turns out the Surgeon General was right. Smoking really is bad for your health. Good for them, I say!

Mr. Clean

2010-05-11T10:23:00.002-06:00

So of course he has an American accent. (Fake or not - ick!)

Epic Beard, Man!

2010-05-06T10:41:00.003-06:00

Have you hugged your Internet today? Because it's 'bout to get real up in here.

Shout Out to Huffer Ed Money for the tip.

(btw - not to be confused Epic Beard Man.)

Bang! Bang!

2010-05-05T08:29:00.002-06:00

This isn't so much 'ha-ha funny' as it is just 'awesome'. Anyway . . . I've seen this clip a few times over the years and it never fails to impress. Also - dogballs.

Lawn Jockey

2010-04-24T16:16:00.003-06:00

I'm beginning to think that everyone is a genius . . . exseppt me.

Dogs Go Sledding

2010-04-21T08:37:00.003-06:00

Pretty much exactly what the title says. Also - I bet it feels good on their peters.

Ground Rule Trouble

2010-04-14T08:31:00.001-06:00

Remember when they used to just throw t-shirts to the crowd in order to get people excited at games? Now they've got dogs shitting on the fields for fun.

(Hat tip to DJ BS for the link!)

Standing Cat is Standing

2010-04-12T08:18:00.001-06:00

Remember when Keyboard Cat was awesome?

Internet Marketing Message! Twitter! Internet!

2010-03-29T21:34:00.004-06:00

Hey Internet® - Toner Huffer is on The Twitter Machine!

You should follow us on twitter ---> @Tonerhuffer. Or, you know, you should just hang out. And maybe eat a sandwich. We don't care.

(but, yeah, follow us - you'll get the same info you get here - you'll just get it sooner.)(probably)

Say Hello to My Little Friend. No, Really.

2010-03-29T21:26:00.004-06:00

When I was 35 in the 2nd grade, I pee'd my pants and was afraid of the dark. These kids? They're re-enacting Scarface.

Shout out to Huffer Zach-a-Tach via Huffer Melonzip. Thanks for duh tip! Holla!

See more T'Huff Awesomeness and Huff House Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Q: What Did You Get For Your Birthday?

2010-03-26T13:33:00.002-06:00

A: A toupee, a consultation with my lawyer, a year's supply of Silly String as a settlement, and ongoing therapy for my pussy son.

(Thanks Huffer Melonzip for the tip!)

One Cheeseburger, Good Sir!

2010-03-25T21:14:00.003-06:00

I can't believe a drunk moron in a Tap Out t-shirt doesn't know how to behave in public.

When Hairy Met Sarry

2010-03-01T21:05:00.002-06:00

Show-n-Tell: Flux Capacitor

2010-01-22T12:22:00.001-06:00

"Hey McFly - I've got your DeLorean right here. And if you're looking for uranium, you've got to bow down to the Junior."

Sex Offender Shuffle

2010-01-21T17:38:00.000-06:00

Da '85 Bears may have met their match with this instant-classic.

(Huffer Shout-out to The Sandman® for the tip)

Fail: A Lookback

2010-01-08T11:07:00.003-06:00

This should get you caught up on most of 2009. Here's to many a fail in the New Year!

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Huffing of Toner.

Wheel of Misfortune

2010-01-06T10:40:00.001-06:00

"I'll take mangled names for $500, Alex."

Happy Holidays

2009-12-25T21:18:00.000-06:00

Nothing Beats a Fat Fan Video

2009-12-18T10:37:00.001-06:00

Obviously, this guy cares.

(Hat tip to Huffer BS for the find)

Internet Recap: 2009 Edition

2009-12-15T20:36:00.003-06:00

In case you missed the Internet this year, this should get you all caught up:

(btw - here's the answer key if you see something you like)

Dinosaur Jr.

2009-12-04T15:43:00.003-06:00

You know what, Little Man? In addition to teaching children everywhere about the importance of dental hygiene, you're also going to make some bearded man very, very, very happy some day.

Go, Little Man, Go!

Man In Motion

2009-12-02T13:33:00.002-06:00

Florida State Offensive linesman Zebrie Sanders was the victim of a vicious freeze-tag attack that took place just moments before the play below. Sad, really. <-- lamest set-up ever, right? Anyway. Watch the video.

Tiger Woods: The Untold Truth

2009-12-01T16:55:00.003-06:00

Chinese Media: 1 TMZ: 0

Leave it to the Asians to finally get the story straight. Tip: The good stuff begins :15 seconds in

(Hat tip to Huffer Out Lau'd for the tip!)

You Know What? Why Not.

2009-11-23T19:41:00.002-06:00

As stolen from Reddit . . . I'm Doctor Rockso. And I do c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ocaine.

Bears Playing Hockey

2009-11-23T10:54:00.001-06:00

Pretty much exactly what the title says. And, obviously, since it's online, it's real. (I love this)

One Good Deed Deserves Another

2009-11-20T11:09:00.003-06:00

Like the old joke . . . "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out." I just love how Niedermayer's generosity turns into something terrible. And he gets to witness it all unfold before him.

The Stuffed Animal Show

2009-11-19T21:49:00.002-06:00

I love stuff like this - not only for the obvious - but for the backstory, too. I mean - who decided to post this? The parents? "Look - you're fine. This is going online." The kid? "Well, the show will probably get canceled but jerks online will still get a kick out of this." Anyway. Enjoy.

Drunk Guy®: The Video Game

2009-11-16T09:25:00.000-06:00

OH NO THEY DIDN'T!

2009-11-11T09:48:00.002-06:00

OH YES THEY DID!

Yeah, I know. This is old. But it's still worth watching instead of working. Although I wonder . . . how do you practice something like this without looking crazy? The best part: The "OH SNAP" reaction of the crowd.

Face the Facts

2009-11-09T19:23:00.002-06:00

"Hi. I'm here to date your daughter. Or wife."

HE LIVES!

2009-11-05T13:24:00.002-06:00

I love *everything* about this. Obviously, the dancer. But let's not forget about the dedication of the cinematographer. Without him, we wouldn't be enjoying this. where others would've simply dismissed the guy as a bus-riding kook, this guy decided to film Sir Dance-a-lot many, many, many times. Which surely involved blowing off quite a bit of work in order to get the shots he needed.

(Huffer Hat Tip to B-Sandwich for the link(

You Damn Dirty Apes!

2009-10-30T17:07:00.007-06:00

Ewoks are pretty much exactly like the munchkins . . . only a lot less dirty. Check this clip. Bonus: Watch for the Moonwalk!

Hat Tip to Huffer DJ BS for the find.

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Anti-Drug PSA

2009-10-29T11:13:00.002-06:00

Are people really this stupid? I'm never doing drugs ~~again~~ this week.

(ok - I'll admit - this is actually pretty hilarious)

Kimmel: 1 That Girl From That Show: 0

2009-10-28T19:58:00.001-06:00

Look - you're on Dancing With the Stars. Don't try to big time anyone. If you're lucky, you'll get a guest appearance on People of Wal-Mart after the show is over.

Photo = Bombed

2009-10-27T22:23:00.001-06:00

If you don't be careful, your face will freeze like that.

Winner

2009-10-27T16:13:00.000-06:00

Sexual Chocolate

2009-10-27T16:01:00.001-06:00

As always, Dave Cross shows us the way. Introducing: The Brown Sugar Fountain

(seriously - I've been laughing about this for a good 15 minutes)

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Dirt Bike

2009-10-27T08:26:00.003-06:00

You don't want to laugh . . . but it's kind of inevitable.

(Thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip!)

TruckZilla

2009-10-26T22:27:00.004-06:00

Maybe this is legit. Maybe BMW staged this. Either way, put me down for two.

Follow up: clicky clicky (Thanks to Huffer D-Rom for the tip!)

More Follow up: Dude Gets a New Car!

Dog on Board

2009-10-26T13:53:00.003-06:00

If you tell me you didn't laugh on the slo-mo replay when the dog started to flinch, I'd have to call you a liar.

Mos Eisley Space Bar

2009-10-22T22:09:00.001-06:00

I heard it got a bad review on Yelp, too.

Phun with Phillies Phans

2009-10-22T09:29:00.002-06:00

This video has *everything*. Swearing on live TV (<-- I always love this) AND bonus footage of some guido falling off of a moving cab. Thank you, Internet. Thank you!

Autotune The News

2009-10-21T15:53:00.001-06:00

There's an entire series of these created by The Gregory Brothers. You'd be a better person if you watched them all.

Regret

2009-10-20T20:50:00.001-06:00

What Goes Up . . .

2009-10-19T14:22:00.002-06:00

Fortunately for the kid, he'll be able to show his therapist this video and save some time during counseling.

Now Hiring

2009-10-19T13:52:00.000-06:00

Puddle Jumper

2009-10-14T11:12:00.000-06:00

I'll tell you right now - it's ok to laugh.

The Kramer Show

2009-10-14T09:49:00.002-06:00

All of Kramer's entrances on Seinfeld in chronological order. Three cheers for the internet!

Tiger Tamer

2009-10-13T20:54:00.000-06:00

Game On!

2009-10-13T20:45:00.001-06:00

So there's this . . .

I Bet His Balls Look Like Prunes

2009-10-13T11:03:00.002-06:00

I think the only way to explain this clip is to let Caddyshack take care of it.

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.

For Sale: Used Audi. Low Miles.

2009-10-10T16:38:00.001-06:00

PEDAL TO THE METAL, BUDDY!!!

Best in Show

2009-10-10T14:55:00.002-06:00

Looks like a Golden Shower Retriever.

Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .

2009-10-10T14:27:00.000-06:00

High-Five Fail

2009-10-09T13:09:00.002-06:00

That's right, buddy. Even if you helped run a rocket into the Moon, it doesn't mean you deserve a high five. Watch dude in red shirt get left hanging.

My Daily Commute

2009-10-08T19:11:00.003-06:00

I knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Lori* has been talkin' alllllll sorts of bullshit on Tammy* for weeks now. Finally - dem bitches threw the phuck DOWN!!!

*these are the whitest chick names that i know

Bambi Meets Bozo

2009-10-08T12:15:00.001-06:00

"It's a tasteless joke that hasn't left anyone laughing . . . except the owner of the house and the Animal Control Officer."

Bonus Funny: Watch for the wig toss at the 1:24 mark

Sesame Chicken . . . Street

2009-10-02T14:51:00.001-06:00

My question: Are puppets so expensive that it's easier just to use real people/make-up/etc?

This is wwwwwwwwwhack. And a bit awesome. Watch toward the end.

Back to the Future

2009-10-01T19:07:00.001-06:00

I want to believe this is legit - so I will. Crazytalk!

Dip Shit

2009-09-29T10:22:00.002-06:00

My question: How did this guy find out about the Internet?

The Sound of Music

2009-09-28T21:02:00.002-06:00

Some college kids doing something. Anyway - look for the special appearance by Gordon's Vodka. Holllllla! Also - as of 9/28 - this video has 230,000 hits. I bet it has a million by 10/15.

That is all.

YouTube: The Cliff's Notes Version

2009-09-27T16:22:00.001-06:00

In case you haven't been online in the last ten years, this should bring you up to speed.

The Bearded Lady

2009-09-25T08:59:00.001-06:00

Wait for it . . . wait for it. The anticipation on this one is almost as good as the reaction.

EMBED-Girlfriend Scared by Fake Head in Bed - Watch more Bullshit on Toner Huffer free videos

Bass Hole

2009-09-24T19:22:00.000-06:00

Technology - is there anything it can't do?

World's Coolest Family

2009-09-24T14:39:00.004-06:00

Definitely not to be confused with these guys.

Cougarville

2009-09-23T20:51:00.001-06:00

Thanks, Internet! I'm now temporarily celibate.

(language)

Fatboy Film

2009-09-23T20:47:00.001-06:00

Boner Alert

2009-09-21T22:16:00.001-06:00

Why do I feel like this was recorded inside of a Hobby Lobby?

Mark It 8, Dude

2009-09-21T13:48:00.001-06:00

Just go ahead and let this one play out.

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

2009-09-18T08:42:00.004-06:00

How do you make a boring deposition entertaining? By asking about a man's egg-shaped penis.

Fowl Play

2009-09-17T13:35:00.001-06:00

Live TV profanity strikes again! Hat tip to Huffer D*Rich for the tip!

BONUS

Sprint Relay

2009-09-13T21:05:00.001-06:00

This may be the last post on this site . . . because I don't think I'll EVER be able to top this ---->

(SPECTACULAR!!!)

Related: Jimblenson

Advice

2009-09-13T11:07:00.000-06:00

It's good to see Whitney Houston finally getting some work.

Roll Over, Boy! Roll Over!

2009-09-10T21:29:00.001-06:00

This is hilarious.

Semi-Related: His peter looks like a hairy gumdrop.

Also - he will eventually kill his master.

Bully

2009-08-31T09:27:00.003-06:00

Honesty, I felt sorry for the bull. And the bull is fake. (seriously - this clip is a bit long - but it's worth it.)

Inertia 1; Lady 0

(hat tip to Lam Chop for the find)

How Am I Just Finding Out About This?

2009-08-29T08:14:00.000-06:00

Wow. So this show looks funny.

Metallagher

2009-08-24T15:52:00.001-06:00

Metallica + Gallagher = Genius

(I love everything about this)

Sheer Madness

2009-08-24T14:55:00.002-06:00

Apparently, FOX banned this clip. Amazing. And hilarious. BTW - HEADPHONES!

So . . . There's This

2009-08-24T12:46:00.000-06:00

Um. Hmmm. Yeah. Ok.

(kinda nsfw)

Ol' Brenda

2009-08-11T13:11:00.003-06:00

By the time I was 5 seconds into this video, I'd completely forgotten about everything that Michael Vick had been accused of. Also - I wonder how many times the thought, "You've got to be shitting me" went through that horse's head. And of course this lady's name is Brenda.

2009 Juggalo Gathering

2009-08-11T08:57:00.002-06:00

"It's the closest thing to Shangri La."

Marking my 2010 calendar now. This looks 100% epic with a 90% chance of being totally awesome.

ACTION PARK!!!

2009-08-10T13:58:00.004-06:00

Holy hell! This sounds like the ~~most dangerous~~ great place ever! Check the video and then read the stolen-from-wikipedia highlights:

CHECK HIGHLIGHTS BELOW VIDEO

Highlights:

+ Action Parks popularity went hand in hand with a reputation for poorly-designed, unsafe rides; inattentive, underaged, underpaid and sometimes under-the-influence employees; equally intoxicated and underprepared visitors — and the poor safety record that followed from this perfect storm of circumstances.

+ The director of the emergency room at a nearby hospital said they treated from five to ten victims of park accidents on some of the busiest days, and the park eventually bought the township of Vernon extra ambulances to keep up with the volume.

+ Action Park let customers race miniature open-cockpit race cars on long track. Extra money was charged to drive them, and the carts could be adjusted for speed by knowledgeable park employees, with similarly harmful consequences to riders. A former employee stated that after the park management briefly set up a microbrewery nearby, employees looking for after-hours fun would break into it, steal the beer, and then ride the cars on Route 94.

BEST PART:

A LOOPING WATERSLIDE!!!

+ In the mid-1980s, Action Park built an enclosed water slide, not unusual for that time, and indeed the park already had several. But for this one they decided to build, at the end, a complete vertical loop of the kind more commonly associated with roller coasters. Employees have reported they were offered hundred-dollar bills to test it.

+ One worker told a local newspaper that "there were too many bloody noses and back injuries" from riders, and it was widely rumored, and reported in Weird NJ, that some of the test dummies sent down before it was opened had been dismembered.

TONER HUFFER ROAD TRIP!!!

Boo, Liar, Boo, Ben Konop, Boooo

2009-08-09T22:01:00.001-06:00

Toledo Mayoral Candidate Ben Konop Heckled at Press Conference. Hang in there until 1:24 to see the dude.

The Exterminator

2009-08-06T11:45:00.001-06:00

(language)

You Stay Classy, Joan

2009-08-04T21:27:00.001-06:00

Actually - I'm kinda surprised she didn't whip her crank out.

MC G Brett

2009-08-03T20:45:00.002-06:00

George Brett + Autotune = New Life to an old Internet Clip

Dog on Swing

2009-08-03T20:38:00.001-06:00

I ~~have~~ could watched this for hours.

They Call Him Woody

2009-08-03T12:25:00.002-06:00

This is about the only time in your life where the knowledge you gained about how fulcrums work in 4th grade comes in handy.

Who Is Borrowed The Margarine?

2009-07-24T09:19:00.001-06:00

AWK WARD

2009-07-15T22:02:00.003-06:00

Who would've thought that years later, Andrew WK would be so much more interesting now than he ever was before as a musician. Hell - the image on this YouTube video before you even press play is worth a few laughs. Unrelated: Shit Pants

Stairway to Heaven

2009-07-14T10:43:00.000-06:00

Feels fake - but I'm going to allow this one.

He Shots. He Scores.

2009-07-12T23:08:00.000-06:00

Pretty much everything about this seems safe.