September 15, 2010

Bus . . . or Truck?

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August 3, 2010

Vote For Basil!

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June 29, 2010

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

This freakin' hoser needs to engage in some retail! WTF, Eaton Center, WTF?!? Hang with it to the end. That's when the crazy happens.


Editor's Note: I've been to Eaton Center. They were open.

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June 1, 2010

Ben Loves Lasagna

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May 21, 2010

Fish Tales

I cannot believe Gordon's passed on this guy. Cannot believe it.

Related: In Soviet Russia, fish catch you!

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May 18, 2010

Bullies: A 'Best Of' Edition

Pretty much everything about this is completely awesome. Related: Sweep the leg

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May 13, 2010

DJ T-n-A

Possibly the best clip you'll see all month.

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May 11, 2010

GIGANTIC BALLS

That is all.

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Spin Cycle

Huh. Turns out the Surgeon General was right. Smoking really is bad for your health. Good for them, I say!

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Mr. Clean

So of course he has an American accent. (Fake or not - ick!)

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May 6, 2010

Epic Beard, Man!

Have you hugged your Internet today? Because it's 'bout to get real up in here.

Shout Out to Huffer Ed Money for the tip.

(btw - not to be confused Epic Beard Man.)

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May 5, 2010

Bang! Bang!

This isn't so much 'ha-ha funny' as it is just 'awesome'. Anyway . . . I've seen this clip a few times over the years and it never fails to impress. Also - dogballs.

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April 24, 2010

Lawn Jockey

I'm beginning to think that everyone is a genius . . . exseppt me.

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April 21, 2010

Dogs Go Sledding

Pretty much exactly what the title says. Also - I bet it feels good on their peters.

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April 14, 2010

Ground Rule Trouble

Remember when they used to just throw t-shirts to the crowd in order to get people excited at games? Now they've got dogs shitting on the fields for fun.

(Hat tip to DJ BS for the link!)

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April 12, 2010

Standing Cat is Standing

Remember when Keyboard Cat was awesome?

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March 29, 2010

Internet Marketing Message! Twitter! Internet!

Hey Internet® - Toner Huffer is on The Twitter Machine!

You should follow us on twitter ---> @Tonerhuffer. Or, you know, you should just hang out. And maybe eat a sandwich. We don't care.

(but, yeah, follow us - you'll get the same info you get here - you'll just get it sooner.)(probably)

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Say Hello to My Little Friend. No, Really.

When I was 35 in the 2nd grade, I pee'd my pants and was afraid of the dark. These kids? They're re-enacting Scarface.

Shout out to Huffer Zach-a-Tach via Huffer Melonzip. Thanks for duh tip! Holla!

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March 26, 2010

Q: What Did You Get For Your Birthday?

A: A toupee, a consultation with my lawyer, a year's supply of Silly String as a settlement, and ongoing therapy for my pussy son.

(Thanks Huffer Melonzip for the tip!)

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March 25, 2010

One Cheeseburger, Good Sir!

I can't believe a drunk moron in a Tap Out t-shirt doesn't know how to behave in public.

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