Dinosaur Jr.

You know what, Little Man? In addition to teaching children everywhere about the importance of dental hygiene, you're also going to make some bearded man very, very, very happy some day.

Go, Little Man, Go!

Man In Motion

Florida State Offensive linesman Zebrie Sanders was the victim of a vicious freeze-tag attack that took place just moments before the play below. Sad, really. <-- lamest set-up ever, right? Anyway. Watch the video.

Tiger Woods: The Untold Truth

Chinese Media: 1 TMZ: 0

Leave it to the Asians to finally get the story straight. Tip: The good stuff begins :15 seconds in

(Hat tip to Huffer Out Lau'd for the tip!)

You Know What? Why Not.

As stolen from Reddit . . . I'm Doctor Rockso. And I do c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-ocaine.

Bears Playing Hockey

Pretty much exactly what the title says. And, obviously, since it's online, it's real. (I love this)

One Good Deed Deserves Another

Like the old joke . . . "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out." I just love how Niedermayer's generosity turns into something terrible. And he gets to witness it all unfold before him.

The Stuffed Animal Show

I love stuff like this - not only for the obvious - but for the backstory, too. I mean - who decided to post this? The parents? "Look - you're fine. This is going online." The kid? "Well, the show will probably get canceled but jerks online will still get a kick out of this." Anyway. Enjoy.

Drunk Guy®: The Video Game

OH NO THEY DIDN'T!

OH YES THEY DID!

Yeah, I know. This is old. But it's still worth watching instead of working. Although I wonder . . . how do you practice something like this without looking crazy? The best part: The "OH SNAP" reaction of the crowd.

Face the Facts

"Hi. I'm here to date your daughter. Or wife."

HE LIVES!

I love *everything* about this. Obviously, the dancer. But let's not forget about the dedication of the cinematographer. Without him, we wouldn't be enjoying this. where others would've simply dismissed the guy as a bus-riding kook, this guy decided to film Sir Dance-a-lot many, many, many times. Which surely involved blowing off quite a bit of work in order to get the shots he needed.

(Huffer Hat Tip to B-Sandwich for the link(

You Damn Dirty Apes!

Ewoks are pretty much exactly like the munchkins . . . only a lot less dirty. Check this clip. Bonus: Watch for the Moonwalk!

Hat Tip to Huffer DJ BS for the find.

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Anti-Drug PSA

Are people really this stupid? I'm never doing drugs again this week.

(ok - I'll admit - this is actually pretty hilarious)

Kimmel: 1 That Girl From That Show: 0

Look - you're on Dancing With the Stars. Don't try to big time anyone. If you're lucky, you'll get a guest appearance on People of Wal-Mart after the show is over.

Photo = Bombed

If you don't be careful, your face will freeze like that.

Winner

Sexual Chocolate

As always, Dave Cross shows us the way. Introducing: The Brown Sugar Fountain

(seriously - I've been laughing about this for a good 15 minutes)

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Dirt Bike

You don't want to laugh . . . but it's kind of inevitable.

(Thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip!)

TruckZilla

Maybe this is legit. Maybe BMW staged this. Either way, put me down for two.

Follow up: clicky clicky (Thanks to Huffer D-Rom for the tip!)

More Follow up: Dude Gets a New Car!

Dog on Board

If you tell me you didn't laugh on the slo-mo replay when the dog started to flinch, I'd have to call you a liar.