JUST REMEMBER: We are all doomed.

In the end, robots will win. Of course, it's probably sooner rather than later. Not funny enough for T'Huff? That's ok. Just don't say you weren't warned. (<-- robots are making me type this. send help! and booze!)

PLAY BALLS!

Foul Balls
Originally uploaded by Matthew Baldwin

How do you get two balls, one foul and one strike all in a single pitch?

Yeah, I don't know either. But check it out - nutshot yo!

T'Huff's Health Hints: SPF WTF

Remember: As summer approaches, be sure to use adequate sunscreen if you'll be in direct sunlight for more than 15 minutes. A little care now can save a lot of trouble later.

If I Were a DJ . . .

. . . I'd rock this video behind me on one of those large-ass movie screens while I manned the decks. People'd be gettin' all loopt bouncin' to my phat beats. Watchin' those cats get their chill on. For realz. Sadly, I am not a DJ. Just sayin'. . .


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Older Brothers Rule

MIRACLES REALLY DO HAPPEN

I've already watched this clip at least 45 times this morning. And each time, I tear up a bit. With all of the economy woes, the war, the election and everything else that brings stress to our lives, it's good to see that the good guys win every now and then.

Reach Out and Touch Someone

Want to bet on whether or not he's calling 1-900 numbers?

Ready, Set, Type!

It's part-typing, part-drag racing, and part-nerdy. It's also somewhat addictive. Test your typing/speeding skills at Type Racer.

Play now. Or, you know, when you're at work.

Busted Pics

Being bad never looked so good.

Check it: A collection of classy and sassy mug shots.

(click the picture for more)

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW

Sorry, No Music Monday Today

Our intern's Thursday is just too full.

In Case You Didn't Already Know . . .

this is why Microsoft sucks.

The Tutors of 826 LA

Michael Cera, Charlyne Yi, Craig Robinson, Sam Rockwell, Bill Hader, Will Forte, and Jonah Hill give back to some goofy ass kids.

A Tribute to Turbo

If this doesn't get your blood pumping on a Monday morning consider yourself un-American.

Tonkarific

awesome.

Toner Huffer Weekly Forecast

Thanks Arthur!

I'll Take "Teen Swearing" for $400 Alex

That Stephen sure does have a potty mouth. Listen carefully as he shits the bed after the Portman/Kidman screwup.

So you know . . .

Round 2: You Laugh, You Go to Hell

Roses are red, violets are blue, some raps rhyme, and some don't. Of course, that being said, I hope both of these guys get record deals. Just awesome.


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Get Rich Quick 101

1. Watch this.
2. Try this.
3. Sue (or have your estate sue) Nike/Kobe/Aston Martin/Dean Martin/YouTube when things go terribly, terribly wrong.

Friday Fun: Really Super Mario!

Super Mario in 14k. That may not mean a lot to you . . . and, really, it doesn't mean much to us - other than the fact that it's 100% awesome. Play it. Now. Details. Game.

Li'l Man never looked so badass!

A Walk in the Park

fashion is fun

You Have to Burn the Rope

Play this game and enjoy the awesomeness. The joy doesn't come when you defeat the boss . . . the beauty is the song at the end. Minutes to conquer; hours to enjoy. Go ahead - play it. Now. While you're at work. It takes only a minute to pass. Seriously.

When Nature Calls

scary indeed!

If You Laugh . . .

. . . You go to hell.

(sorry - can't embed this one - you'll have to click the link.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIePiYEFxPY

CENSORSHIP!

finally. something the entire family can enjoy.

Excess Baggage

who knew you could make "art" out of old grocery sacks? and to think . . . all of this time, i've been burning my bags in the backyard and getting loop'd off of the fumes.

New Workout Plan

Is that Mo Rocca on the right?

To Serve and To Protect and To Have People Go F'ing Crazy

this is a classic. if you've watched TV at all in the last 5 years, surely you've seen this. however - we've unearthed the uncensored version. enjoy.

(warning: language = nsfw)

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Robin Hoodlum

the first minute of this video more/less sucks. then it gets cool. kinda. either way, it beats workin' . . . so watch it.

hey. what's up?

Century Club

i want to try this when i'm 40.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/04/05/100.years.running.kgo

All Children Are Precious!

Here's what I think of these dresses.
Originally uploaded by lalagirl

Bless her wicked little heart. I can't even begin to explain how perfect this picture is. You've got the holidays. You've got family time. You've got pageantry. Hallmark needs to snap up the rights to this pictures ASAFP.

DOWN IN FRONT!

The singer? She's just ballast. The REAL STAR is the drummer. He's beatin' those skins like they own him money.

unrelated: I know what a Korean Drummer for my birthday!

Muppets. They're Filthy.

Geesh. This is why I had nightmares growing up when I was a kid.

Love is in the Air (Special 2-4-1 Post!)

This . . .

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leads to this . . .

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DOMINO MF'ER!

in unrelated news, milk is now $4.55 a gallon.

Lights! Camera! Reenactment!

Human Giant bring it.