August 31, 2008

Like A Broken Record

Toner Trivia: I went to college with the host/guy on the right. True story. Of course, the funny happens on the left. But still . . .

August 29, 2008

Art in an Instant

Pretty cool . . . although too bad it's not an naked chick on a dragon or something.

Dogs and Mailmen = Getting Along?

Kinda dumb. Kinda funny. Would've been better if they got the dog all lit-up on bourbon first.

Someone needs to lock up this Ortega fellow

If your spokesperson is a 17-year-old girl who is known for contorting herself into suggestive positions wearing a revealing leotard, it might be best if you don't have her talk about how your product "makes her taco 'pop.'"

Just sayin'...


Momma says what?

August 28, 2008

REPO MAN

Steal cars, get paid for it. And earn a helluva living in the meantime. Starts out slow but gets funny. And funnier.

August 27, 2008

Car for Sale

We're actually talking to this guy about an opening on the Toner Huffer Ad Sales Department. I think we're close to reaching a deal.

(thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip)

You Can Take The Old Timer Out of the Frat . . .

. . . But you can't take the frat out of the Old Timer.

I'm feeling better and better about retirement. Especially with videos like this one. Old Timer out boozin' it up and having a great time with his friends - kickin' it at the Frat House and talking about getting trim. I just have to wonder - is it worth breaking a hip to be hip?

This one's worth watching at least three times.

The best part(s) (besides the obvious): how the dudes in the background slowly sneak away - assuming he's hurt the guy who is laughing so hard, you can tell that he's crying.

August 22, 2008

Oh, like you haven't.

Spaghetti Cat

Why is this so funny? I don't know. I just don't know.

Shooooot It!

FYI - I Can Break These Cuffs

I don't know what's funnier - the guy in the video or the morons who are laughing about it. Either way - BRILLIANT!

In all seriousness - I could watch this video 100 times. Or, more accurately, I could watch this video 100 MORE times.



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August 20, 2008

Fireworks + Family Jewels = Fun

We've seen it all before. Kid lights fireworks. Kid checks on fireworks. Kid checks balls smacked. Different kid, same story.


Family Feud: Thanksgiving episode?

Way to shit the bed, Uncle Ron.

It's My Phone in a Box

Pretty cool . . . for an unboxing video.

August 19, 2008

Whatever Floats Your Boat

This is why you always film stuff that may seem boring at first. Putting a boat in the water? Boring, right? Nope.


August 18, 2008

Sweet Tooth

What's up with me? Oh, you know. Just kickin' it with some ice cream. Gettin' my chill on.

(don't try clicking the picture - it's not a movie. it's just one bad-ass image.)

August 15, 2008

Teen Wolf 2.0

Teen Wolf . . . re-imagined. Nice editing and pretty damn funny. Well, funny for teen-turns-into-a-wolf type movies.

fyi - some bad language here/there.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

"I'm the only sane sumbitch here!"

KEY-Lassic
NSFW (language)

August 12, 2008

Holy Roller

This video starts out good and just gets better and better. Anytime you've got a motorcycle inside a facility, there's potential for greatness. Case in point: This video.

Roll. Cage.

$50 says neither one of them has health insurance.

Have it Your Way

Remind me to never eat at Burger King again. I'm guessing the King would not approve. Plus, I would imagine that the Home of the Whopper does not account for shrinkage. I bet this video gets pulled quicker than you can say "special sauce".

UPDATE:

Per Dlisted -

The video somehow made its way onto MySpace yesterday and from there it spread all over the internet. It eventually landed on the eyes of the County Health Commissioner, Mark McDonnell. Needless to say, he didn't find it as hilarious as Mr. Unstable did. He immediately sent his staff to the BK to investigate. All the employees involved were fired, including Karen.


Burger King Employee Takes Bath In Sink - Watch more free videos

August 11, 2008

Sports Talk with Toner Huffer

Just try to follow along and note all of the bad-ass references in this video. It's more than awesome. It's tonerific! BTW - do yourself a favor and swing by Black20.com, too.

(nsfw - language)

ROCK THE VOTE!

That's right, reader! (since there's only one of you) T'Huff is going big time! We're throwing our hat - and it's a nice hat - into the politikin' ring. That's right! We're going to turn the White House into the Huff House. For realz! So get out there and vote this December and remember who brought you the funny allll year long.

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Panda Goes Gangsta

Gangbangin' panda-style. It ain't a black thing. It ain't a white thing. It's a black-and-white thing.

(warning: lyrics/language)


August 10, 2008

Mr. Randy Watson

Apparently, someone found Toner Huffer by googling "randy watson coming to america". I don't think this clip is anywhere on the site . . . until now. I figure if people are looking for it, it might as well be here. That's right - we're the site that keeps on givin'.

Like A Fish Out of Water

I may try out for the Olympics . . . in 4 years.

Feel the Love.

"and I don't like pumpkins"

August 6, 2008

She's obviously no leprechaun ...

Someone call Al Gore, it's hot AND there are F-ing rainbows everywhere!


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August 5, 2008

St-owned




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August 4, 2008

Another One from the Video Vault

Classic.
(language warning)

Audio Prank! from streeter seidell on Vimeo.

Driving Range

I hope his friend has the climbing gear.

Mountain Top Golfing Backfires - Watch more free videos

August 3, 2008

Damage Deposit

Best. Tenants. Ever. Fortunately the Jazzy Jeff poster wasn't ruined.

Audience Participation

Finally . . . Soccer Made Fun

I could watch this all day long.

August 2, 2008

D*Bag Beach

I love stuff like this. It's almost as if this "New Jersey" place is too awesome to even exist. Are people really like this? FASCINATING!