Zap!

I don't care who you're voting for . . . this is good stuff. Take one sign thief. Add an electric pet fence wired to shock. Then sit back and watch the funny.

Bottle Rocket

Sometimes you hit the bottle . . . sometimes it hits you.

(thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip)

The Law of the Land

I like when old people raise hell. Especially old lawyers. It starts slow but gets better.

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Quickpost this image to Myspace, Digg, Facebook, and others!

Eat Me

The Big Fat Ugly Sandwich. Eat it. Win a t-shirt and a visit to the cardiologist mortician.

And as an FYI - the sandwich costs $25 and consists of two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup. Eat it in less than 15 minutes and your sandwich is free.


Big Fat Ugly Challenge from LaughingNearYou on TONER HUFFER.

Chopper! Sic Balls!

I'll go ahead and save you some time here - just jump to the 1:15 mark (or so) and watch/listen to the craziness.

Wassup 08

Feeling faint.

One of the funnier falls i've seen this week.


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Crotchtacular!

Not a bad video . . . although I wish it had the now-standard multiple repeats of the injury occurring over and over at the end. It's a ball-crush video right of passage.

Even a Monkey Could Do It

I WANT ONE! (a chimp, not a segway)

Chubby Cupcake Kid

This might be cute if the kid wasn't probably serenading a Twinkie off-camera.

Freedom of Speech

Funny. And sad. And kinda awesome. Ahhh, the good old days.

Table Top

I love the fact that someone thought this was amusing enough to upload - because I doubt the girl did it. Go ahead and watch this one a few times.

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Stop! Hammer Time!

I didn't realize baseball had wide receivers. And - you know - I don't know what's funnier. Matt's commentary - or the reporters who start to crack up in the background.

Drink Up!

Click the picture. And remember - the weekend is upon us. Be careful out there. Barely NSFW.


(Thanks Huffer Russ for the tip!)

One Giant Leap for Jackassery

This sorta thing should happen on every golf course.

CERBERUS!

As far as costumes on dogs go, this sucker is pretty awesome.

The Lady's So Nice, She Said it Twice!

I'll admit. When I first saw this clip, I was underwhelmed. But then I watched it a few more times and it got funnier and funnier with each view. You know - since I'm 13 like that.

A Helping Hand

Good for them.

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

The Big McCain

Mark it zero, dude.

What a Douche

From Wal-Mart's Canadian website comes the world's scariest feminine hygiene product. Click the photo to visit the page or click here for a screen cap if Wal-Mart fixes its error.

How Do You Know When an Internet Joke is Dead?

Marching bands begin to get in on it. It's like the moment the chess club takes up breakdancing. Party over. Case in point: The Michigan band rickrolls the crowd.

Rickrolling? Seriously? Still? What is this, May?

(Thanks Huffer Melonzip via Huffer Detrickroll for the tip!)

Forked Up

He should've been going faster.

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This Is Why We Eat Cows

Because they're dumb. Seriously, though - I'd totally have a pet cow if given the chance. (HEAR THAT STUPID ZONING BOARD?!?)

Glasshole

I could watch stuff like this all damn day. I'd even be tempted to try this trick out some day . . . if it didn't involve cleaning.

Cornography

Who knew that day-time TV could be so interesting? Remind me to stop DVR'ing Skinemax and start recording the Rachel Ray show.

(*barely* NSFW)

Mail Goggles

Like to email friends (chicks) when you're drunk? Yeah, so do we. Fortunately, Google has come to the rescue. Again. Introducing Mail Goggles. For realz. Check it.

MONKEY WAITERS!

You know - the economy may be in the crapper, the war continues without an end in sight and the environment is crumbling around us - but after watching this video, I'm fairly certain things will be A-OK! Monkey waiters! Simply genius. Oh what an age we live in!

(BTW - this is our 600th post! ATTN GOOGLE: Feel free to buy us now!)

Nothin' But Hotness

Toner Huffer Rocks the House

Meet Oliver. He's just one of the many trainwrecks awaiting you here.





(Thanks Huffer Becca for the tip!)

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

You can almost hear the part where she gets amnesia.

The Very Definition of 'Tipsy'

Fail to Plan?

Or plan to fail?

Great Mugshot?

Or Greatest Mugshot Ever?
Apparently this man was arrested for disorderly conduct after chasing children, urinating on a porch and blocking traffic. Click the image for the full scoop.

Look In the Mirror

Your daily dose of horrifying WTF.

MYSTERY TEAM

From the brilliant minds at DERRICK Comedy.

(warning - language)

Road Closed

This is how I spent pretty much every day of my life from age 7 to 19 . . . putting junk in the street and hoping cars ran over it.

(Thanks Huffer Melonzip for the tip)


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