Who Is Borrowed The Margarine?

AWK WARD

Who would've thought that years later, Andrew WK would be so much more interesting now than he ever was before as a musician. Hell - the image on this YouTube video before you even press play is worth a few laughs. Unrelated: Shit Pants

Stairway to Heaven

Feels fake - but I'm going to allow this one.

He Shots. He Scores.

Pretty much everything about this seems safe.

JERSEY RULES

Has anyone actually ever been to New Jersey? It seems like such a mythical place - too good to be true.

Thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip!