You Damn Dirty Apes!

Ewoks are pretty much exactly like the munchkins . . . only a lot less dirty. Check this clip. Bonus: Watch for the Moonwalk!

Hat Tip to Huffer DJ BS for the find.

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Anti-Drug PSA

Are people really this stupid? I'm never doing drugs again this week.

(ok - I'll admit - this is actually pretty hilarious)

Kimmel: 1 That Girl From That Show: 0

Look - you're on Dancing With the Stars. Don't try to big time anyone. If you're lucky, you'll get a guest appearance on People of Wal-Mart after the show is over.

Photo = Bombed

If you don't be careful, your face will freeze like that.

Winner

Sexual Chocolate

As always, Dave Cross shows us the way. Introducing: The Brown Sugar Fountain

(seriously - I've been laughing about this for a good 15 minutes)

Grandma Got Ran Over By A Dirt Bike

You don't want to laugh . . . but it's kind of inevitable.

(Thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip!)

TruckZilla

Maybe this is legit. Maybe BMW staged this. Either way, put me down for two.

Follow up: clicky clicky (Thanks to Huffer D-Rom for the tip!)

More Follow up: Dude Gets a New Car!

Dog on Board

If you tell me you didn't laugh on the slo-mo replay when the dog started to flinch, I'd have to call you a liar.

Mos Eisley Space Bar

I heard it got a bad review on Yelp, too.

Phun with Phillies Phans

This video has *everything*. Swearing on live TV (<-- I always love this) AND bonus footage of some guido falling off of a moving cab. Thank you, Internet. Thank you!

Autotune The News

There's an entire series of these created by The Gregory Brothers. You'd be a better person if you watched them all.

Regret

What Goes Up . . .

Fortunately for the kid, he'll be able to show his therapist this video and save some time during counseling.

Now Hiring

Puddle Jumper

I'll tell you right now - it's ok to laugh.

The Kramer Show

All of Kramer's entrances on Seinfeld in chronological order. Three cheers for the internet!

Tiger Tamer

Game On!

So there's this . . .

I Bet His Balls Look Like Prunes

I think the only way to explain this clip is to let Caddyshack take care of it.

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.

For Sale: Used Audi. Low Miles.

PEDAL TO THE METAL, BUDDY!!!

Best in Show

Looks like a Golden Shower Retriever.

Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .

High-Five Fail

That's right, buddy. Even if you helped run a rocket into the Moon, it doesn't mean you deserve a high five. Watch dude in red shirt get left hanging.

My Daily Commute

I knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Lori* has been talkin' alllllll sorts of bullshit on Tammy* for weeks now. Finally - dem bitches threw the phuck DOWN!!!

*these are the whitest chick names that i know

Bambi Meets Bozo

"It's a tasteless joke that hasn't left anyone laughing . . . except the owner of the house and the Animal Control Officer."

Bonus Funny: Watch for the wig toss at the 1:24 mark

Sesame Chicken . . . Street

My question: Are puppets so expensive that it's easier just to use real people/make-up/etc?

This is wwwwwwwwwhack. And a bit awesome. Watch toward the end.

Back to the Future

I want to believe this is legit - so I will. Crazytalk!