Bus . . . or Truck?

Vote For Basil!

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

This freakin' hoser needs to engage in some retail! WTF, Eaton Center, WTF?!? Hang with it to the end. That's when the crazy happens.


Editor's Note: I've been to Eaton Center. They were open.

Ben Loves Lasagna

Fish Tales

I cannot believe Gordon's passed on this guy. Cannot believe it.

Related: In Soviet Russia, fish catch you!

Bullies: A 'Best Of' Edition

Pretty much everything about this is completely awesome. Related: Sweep the leg

DJ T-n-A

Possibly the best clip you'll see all month.

GIGANTIC BALLS

That is all.

Spin Cycle

Huh. Turns out the Surgeon General was right. Smoking really is bad for your health. Good for them, I say!

Mr. Clean

So of course he has an American accent. (Fake or not - ick!)

Epic Beard, Man!

Have you hugged your Internet today? Because it's 'bout to get real up in here.

Shout Out to Huffer Ed Money for the tip.

(btw - not to be confused Epic Beard Man.)

Bang! Bang!

This isn't so much 'ha-ha funny' as it is just 'awesome'. Anyway . . . I've seen this clip a few times over the years and it never fails to impress. Also - dogballs.

Lawn Jockey

I'm beginning to think that everyone is a genius . . . exseppt me.

Dogs Go Sledding

Pretty much exactly what the title says. Also - I bet it feels good on their peters.

Ground Rule Trouble

Remember when they used to just throw t-shirts to the crowd in order to get people excited at games? Now they've got dogs shitting on the fields for fun.

(Hat tip to DJ BS for the link!)

Standing Cat is Standing

Remember when Keyboard Cat was awesome?

Internet Marketing Message! Twitter! Internet!

Hey Internet® - Toner Huffer is on The Twitter Machine!

You should follow us on twitter ---> @Tonerhuffer. Or, you know, you should just hang out. And maybe eat a sandwich. We don't care.

(but, yeah, follow us - you'll get the same info you get here - you'll just get it sooner.)(probably)

Say Hello to My Little Friend. No, Really.

When I was 35 in the 2nd grade, I pee'd my pants and was afraid of the dark. These kids? They're re-enacting Scarface.

Shout out to Huffer Zach-a-Tach via Huffer Melonzip. Thanks for duh tip! Holla!

See more T'Huff Awesomeness and Huff House Videos at Today's Big Thing.

Q: What Did You Get For Your Birthday?

A: A toupee, a consultation with my lawyer, a year's supply of Silly String as a settlement, and ongoing therapy for my pussy son.

(Thanks Huffer Melonzip for the tip!)

One Cheeseburger, Good Sir!

I can't believe a drunk moron in a Tap Out t-shirt doesn't know how to behave in public.