October 30, 2009

You Damn Dirty Apes!

Ewoks are pretty much exactly like the munchkins . . . only a lot less dirty. Check this clip. Bonus: Watch for the Moonwalk!

Hat Tip to Huffer DJ BS for the find.



October 29, 2009

Anti-Drug PSA

Are people really this stupid? I'm never doing drugs again this week.

(ok - I'll admit - this is actually pretty hilarious)


October 28, 2009

Kimmel: 1 That Girl From That Show: 0

Look - you're on Dancing With the Stars. Don't try to big time anyone. If you're lucky, you'll get a guest appearance on People of Wal-Mart after the show is over.


October 27, 2009

Photo = Bombed

If you don't be careful, your face will freeze like that.



Sexual Chocolate

As always, Dave Cross shows us the way. Introducing: The Brown Sugar Fountain

(seriously - I've been laughing about this for a good 15 minutes)


Grandma Got Ran Over By A Dirt Bike

You don't want to laugh . . . but it's kind of inevitable.

(Thanks Huffer Snacktime for the tip!)


October 26, 2009


Maybe this is legit. Maybe BMW staged this. Either way, put me down for two.

Follow up: clicky clicky (Thanks to Huffer D-Rom for the tip!)

More Follow up: Dude Gets a New Car!


Dog on Board

If you tell me you didn't laugh on the slo-mo replay when the dog started to flinch, I'd have to call you a liar.


October 22, 2009

Mos Eisley Space Bar

I heard it got a bad review on Yelp, too.


Phun with Phillies Phans

This video has *everything*. Swearing on live TV (<-- I always love this) AND bonus footage of some guido falling off of a moving cab. Thank you, Internet. Thank you!


October 21, 2009

Autotune The News

There's an entire series of these created by The Gregory Brothers. You'd be a better person if you watched them all.


October 20, 2009


October 19, 2009

What Goes Up . . .

Fortunately for the kid, he'll be able to show his therapist this video and save some time during counseling.

Now Hiring

October 14, 2009

Puddle Jumper

I'll tell you right now - it's ok to laugh.

The Kramer Show

All of Kramer's entrances on Seinfeld in chronological order. Three cheers for the internet!


October 13, 2009

Tiger Tamer

Game On!

So there's this . . .


I Bet His Balls Look Like Prunes

I think the only way to explain this clip is to let Caddyshack take care of it.

Ty Webb
: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don't know.


October 10, 2009

For Sale: Used Audi. Low Miles.



Best in Show

Looks like a Golden Shower Retriever.

Wait for it . . . Wait for it . . .

October 9, 2009

High-Five Fail

That's right, buddy. Even if you helped run a rocket into the Moon, it doesn't mean you deserve a high five. Watch dude in red shirt get left hanging.


October 8, 2009

My Daily Commute

I knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Lori* has been talkin' alllllll sorts of bullshit on Tammy* for weeks now. Finally - dem bitches threw the phuck DOWN!!!

*these are the whitest chick names that i know


Bambi Meets Bozo

"It's a tasteless joke that hasn't left anyone laughing . . . except the owner of the house and the Animal Control Officer."

Bonus Funny: Watch for the wig toss at the 1:24 mark


October 2, 2009

Sesame Chicken . . . Street

My question: Are puppets so expensive that it's easier just to use real people/make-up/etc?

This is wwwwwwwwwhack. And a bit awesome. Watch toward the end.

October 1, 2009

Back to the Future

I want to believe this is legit - so I will. Crazytalk!