March 29, 2010

Internet Marketing Message! Twitter! Internet!

Hey Internet® - Toner Huffer is on The Twitter Machine!

You should follow us on twitter ---> @Tonerhuffer. Or, you know, you should just hang out. And maybe eat a sandwich. We don't care.

(but, yeah, follow us - you'll get the same info you get here - you'll just get it sooner.)(probably)


Say Hello to My Little Friend. No, Really.

When I was 35 in the 2nd grade, I pee'd my pants and was afraid of the dark. These kids? They're re-enacting Scarface.

Shout out to Huffer Zach-a-Tach via Huffer Melonzip. Thanks for duh tip! Holla!


March 26, 2010

Q: What Did You Get For Your Birthday?

A: A toupee, a consultation with my lawyer, a year's supply of Silly String as a settlement, and ongoing therapy for my pussy son.

(Thanks Huffer Melonzip for the tip!)


March 25, 2010

One Cheeseburger, Good Sir!

I can't believe a drunk moron in a Tap Out t-shirt doesn't know how to behave in public.


March 1, 2010

When Hairy Met Sarry