Blue Bad, Red Good

Start your work week by wasting massive amounts of time on this sucker. Basically, you're the red square and you have to avoid the blue shapes. (this ain't Mensa, folks.) Internet legend says:

"If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes."

T'Huff Group Average: 7 days. For realz.

For a variation, you can play Kamikaze Style . . . and see how quick you can get blow'd up.

T'Huff Group Average Kamikaze Style: .000000000001 secs. For really realz.