Interview Assistance

From Radar Magazine . . . 100 things not to say in a job interview

A few gems:

9. "What in the hell is this Microsoft Word everyone keeps talking about?"

12. "When I get nervous in interviews, I like to picture the other person naked, with my junk in their mouth."

23. "Let's just cut to the chase: Who and where is the office slut?"

66. "Why is your typewriter connected to your TV set?"