toner huffer: May 2008

Too Hot for TV

cellphone + microwave + special effects + probably a viral campaign + malt liquor = this video. i guess.

Jump Shot

I think it's fake - there's no way Wee Man's scooter could go that fast. Also - if you look closely, I think Kobe Bryant makes an appearance.

Well this is just terrible . . .

Wow. I feel embarrassed for everyone involved. So crappy, it's funny.

The Party Stars Here

Ugh. The weekend is upon us and the staff at T'Huff certainly tore it up last night. And - lucky enough - our antics were caught on ThingsIDidLastNight.com. Brutal.

Dance Dance Revolution

I'm not sure if this will make me shop at Best Buy more or make me shop there less. Either way, it gets funny around the 45 second mark.

Best Buy Dance Off - Watch more free videos

Photobombing. I think I love you.

Ruining it for others. That's what photobombing is all about. Pretty much the best use of the internet to date. When I grow up, I want to photobomb everything.

Click the picture on the left. (nsfw)

And click here.

Genius. Just genius.

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The Price is Wrong. The Price is Still Wrong.

pwn3d twice on TPIR. brilliant. sadly, this is the lady who handles the books for THuff Industries.

Dolly Gets Dirty

Brilliant. And very, very, very NSFW. Headphones required.

I Want To Ride My Bicycle

As ridiculous (redonkulous?) as it is cool. Want.

Baby Fight!

What no blood? Had to be fixed.

O'Reilly Dance Mix

It was only a matter of time.

I Can Has a Treadmill?!

Cats are dumb.

Crank Dat Spongebob

I wasn't going to post this, but it has 37 million hits, so it MUST be good.

Mom of the Year

"Shoot him in his toodles"

Moving to Idaho?

This guy is desperate, yet brilliant.

The $100 House Essay Contest.

Played Out

If you haven't seen the melt down already, now you have.

Artsy Fartsy Green Porno

Friend of T'Huff Andy Byers does costume design for 8 oddball Sundance shorts called "Green Porno." Have a looksy.

Watch all 8 spots here.

Oh . . . BTW - John Mayer is funny, too

Man. Is there anything this guy can't do? I'll go ahead and assume he beats animals. Bastard.

Japanese Knockoffs

Well . . . this is just odd. And, you know, I think the Japanese did a better job than we did. If nothing else, wait for the Japanese Bruce Springsteen to rock the mic right.

American Idol

Seriously. Talk about ass-getting super powers. Apparently, John Mayer is so good at pulling A-List Ass, he's got front page real estate on ABCNews.com. Bless his laidback heart!

In such troubled times, it's good that we can look beyond the housing mess, the war fiasco, the election woes and everything else so we can all come together and celebrate just how much action this dude gets.

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My Friends Call Me Dirty . . .

. . . But it's Mr. Sanchez to you.

Can't We All Just Get Along?

Casual Fridays

The only thing better than this shirt are the comments that follow.

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of the jurors when I show up to my trial in this thing. Two words: NOT GUILTY

Tip of the hat to Huffer Snacktime for the find.

Hey Beer Man!

I'm completely outraged by this video . . . how can a kid so young afford beer at the ballpark? His parents are going to spoil him rotten. When I was his age, I had to scavenge beers from the empties lying around the stadium.

Toddler Drinking Beer At Baseball Game - Watch more free videos

Labels: don't give me any 'this is root beer' bullshit