American Idol

Seriously. Talk about ass-getting super powers. Apparently, John Mayer is so good at pulling A-List Ass, he's got front page real estate on ABCNews.com. Bless his laidback heart!

In such troubled times, it's good that we can look beyond the housing mess, the war fiasco, the election woes and everything else so we can all come together and celebrate just how much action this dude gets.