March 29, 2008

Who Doesn't Love Picnics?

I hope he used a condiment.

Windshield Wipers? Who Needs 'Em?

March 28, 2008


forget it. hang it up. because after this video, it's over. we might as well throw the Internet in the garbage and turn Amish. this is quite possibly the most badass video i have ever seen in my entire life. nothing can top this. nothing. in fact, this might very well be the last video we post on Toner Huffer. THE. BAR. IS. NOW. THAT. HIGH. and to think - it's a friday afternoon. talk about perfection.

Monkey Riding Mini Bike - Watch more free videos


March 27, 2008

Win! Win! Win!

When I was this kid's age, I was too busy lovin' on my NES to screw around with dreaming up a semi-funny contest. Either way, you gotta respect something about this video. I don't know, though. (this video just cracks me up)

Good luck, kid

Look At My Striped Shirt

The original inspiration for "My New Haircut." Respect.

Actually, these guys are great, they've got a killer channel on YouTube. Their "Man in the Box" webisodes are pretty good, especially if Terry is involved. Behold:

Happy Hour

Sexual Euphemisms

Trailer All Blowed Up

so you know.

March 26, 2008

Bitchslap in Slow-Mo

If my camera captured 4000 frames per second, I'd slap everyone I met.

March 24, 2008

Crows . . . the new interns?

Training crows to do your bidding = genius. Now if we can just get them to pick up a six-pack . . .

March 22, 2008

Clown School

Seriously. People filmed this.

Toughen Your Way to the TOP!

Sizzle's Way is the Right Way!
(nsfw - language)

March 21, 2008

AdSense NonSense

Something tells me that more than a few of those geniuses running the show at Google are as dirty-minded as they are brilliant-minded. ha.

On-Air Throwdown

Old news reporters arguing... more please!

I.F.H. Monday's

i'd eat there.

March 15, 2008

High School is No Laughing Matter

In case you didn't know, we like ID jackassery.

March 14, 2008

Action News

"Should we report from the top of the hill?" "No, I'm not hiking all the way up there. Let's just shoot from here."

Reporter Owned By Sled - Watch more free videos

March 13, 2008

Rollerblading . . . so you know

Reverse Blumpkin?

March 12, 2008

Who Needs a Movie? You Need a Movie!

Personally, I'm waiting for the "After Dark" version. But this still works.

March 8, 2008

Competitive Violence!

Just when you think hockey is somewhat interesting, a fight like this breaks out . . .

Child Labor Laws? Who Needs 'Em?

When I was 12, all I wanted to do was sit around and post wise-ass comments and useless news articles on the internet. Finally, my dreams have been realized. Too bad the same can't be said for the 12 year-old who applied for the WVU head football coaching job.

March 7, 2008

Do you love me?

PLEASE tell me you've seen the Old Greg clip before? If you don't know, now you know. Its from The Mighty Boosh, which I can only assume is an amazing show.

Now that you love Old Greg, here's a remix with Snoop Dogg.


Geez. Remember the good old days when toys consisted of some matches and an oily rag or two? How sad have times become? This almost teaches kids that it's wrong to sneak the occasional opiate on their person through airport security. Sad. So Sad. (The comments are where the real funny is at.)

*thanks KB for the tip.

Blog. Post.

London Calling? You should watch where you answer your call. Of course, with recently installed 'postguards', you don't have to even bother. Just walk and text and not worry at all about that pesky Darwin.

Nutshot Friday: Right in the ding ding!

Air Attack

"This video blows." <-- intern-submitted comment. said intern is now fired.

March 6, 2008

Tired of being badgered?

Ya Wanna Hang with Us? Don't Cuss!

So What's All The Fussin' About Cussin'?


Tired of your typical pizza toppings? Why not Mc'd it up? This sorta thing makes me glad that I'm an American . . . . with access to great medical care. Click the link for culinary genius.

March 5, 2008

WNBA Live 2008

My weekend is officially planned . . . .



March 4, 2008

The Onion Movie

If this movie is half as funny as the trailer, then it'll be 100 times as funny as Hot Rod. I've been just looking at the pictures reading The Onion online for years.

This one has potential.

Lukewarm Rod

Seen the movie Hot Rod yet? If so - wow. You must suck. No, seriously. You must suck. I mean - why would you even waste your money on that? Why not just send it to us? Now - if you haven't seen it - good. We're saving you some time. Here's the best part:

(btw - it actually appeared in the movie this way . . . not an edit after-the-fact.)

Okay, this kid is obviously DRUNK

Or maybe high, I don't know.

March 3, 2008

At Least It Wasn't A Flowbee

Man loves vacuum cleaner. Insert 'suck' jokes here

Interview Assistance

From Radar Magazine . . . 100 things not to say in a job interview

A few gems:

9. "What in the hell is this Microsoft Word everyone keeps talking about?"

12. "When I get nervous in interviews, I like to picture the other person naked, with my junk in their mouth."

23. "Let's just cut to the chase: Who and where is the office slut?"

66. "Why is your typewriter connected to your TV set?"

Human Giant on Internet Fame

Drunk History ft. Jack Black

Eric Falconer drinks lots of vodka and discusses Ben Franklin.

Also: Drunk History vol. 1 - Featuring Michael Cera
and Drunk History vol. 2.5 Featuring Jack Black

March 2, 2008


Sure, you could spend all day searching the internet for various clips. But at Toner Huffer, we're bringing all the clips to you. It's tough work but someone (our intern) has to do it.

And the highlight of the compilation clip is Smoking Old Guy . . .

Point Break Sequel?

Damn. Red Bull really must give you wiiings. Or, failing that, enormous balls.

Side note: Travis Pastrana is nuts.

March 1, 2008

Poor Parenting

You're old enough to operate a motorcycle yet you can't construct the proper fire bomb? I blame your parents.