Urine Big Trouble, Pal

See? This is why I don't exercise. I can do all of this within the friendly confines of my own office. Nice work, buddy. Nice work.

Kids are dumb

Some proud parent has THIS hanging on their fridge.

Are You Smarter Than an Internet Junkie?

ForumWarz . . . possibly the coolest internet-based internet-related
game about the internet that's currently on the internet. Waste some time. Play it.
(possibly language NSFW)

Funniest Link All Week

Fat Kid + Hot Chick + Trampoline = GENIUS!


Be sure to send this one to your friends.

Because Learning Is Half the Battle

You can now find all of the internet-classic GI Joe/Fensler Films in one easy-to-waste-time-at link. Just check the top of the post . . . numbers 1 - 25. Unfamiliar with the clips? Well you certainly live a sheltered life, my friend. No worries. We're here to huff.

A few of the T'Huff Favs:

#7 - Porkchop Sandwiches (language)


#2 - Blanco Nino


#3 - Ice (language)


#14 - Motorcycle

Ahhhhh Nuts!

Squirrel seasoned opened last week*. Time to eat like kings! And then drink like drunks!



*No idea when/if there even is a 'squirrel season'

Kimmel's effin Affleck

Tons of cameos in this video.

Blue Bad, Red Good

Start your work week by wasting massive amounts of time on this sucker. Basically, you're the red square and you have to avoid the blue shapes. (this ain't Mensa, folks.) Internet legend says:

"If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal. It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots. They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes."

T'Huff Group Average: 7 days. For realz.

For a variation, you can play Kamikaze Style . . . and see how quick you can get blow'd up.

T'Huff Group Average Kamikaze Style: .000000000001 secs. For really realz.

Garfield Minus Garfield = Genius

Lose the cat, lose the lasagna, lose the predictability and what you're left with is a pretty good comic strip. From the site:

"Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?"

Jumpin' Johnny

Follow up to our earlier post . . .

Short Round

First this, then this:

OH HELLLLLL YES

It Takes Balls to Be Johnny Knoxville. Two Balls, Specifically.

In case you hadn't heard, Johnny Knoxville almost lost his bits-n-piece when a stunt he was trying to perform went completely awesome terribly wrong.

"Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting 'Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.' Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process. Don’t want to give too much away because the tribute airs Feb 23rd on MTV." - Johnny

Check it:

Happy Birthday to Us!

Now where's our presents at?! What? You don't have anything for us? Well just click on our AdSense links a few hundred times and we'll call it even.

MySpace? Is that place still in business?

proving yet again that MySpace is for pedophiles and the children they prey on. seriously.

(warning: NSFW - language)

ID, please

You know . . . just in case you were wondering if there was a website that had old skatepark IDs from across the country, here's the link. We saved you some time, too, and picked a couple of our favorites.

Monday's Music: MGMT

Crazy. Monday's Music on a Monday. Anyway - check out MGMT.

Here's a direct link to the band's video for "Time to Pretend". Since they're all interweb savvy, they've disabled embedding. So here's someone's video using the band's music and their crappy photographs. MGMT. Check 'em out.

The Ron Incident

Will Ferrell - you just never know when or where that guy will show up.

How High

All the NBA you need to watch this year condensed down to 3 minutes. Also, Dwight Howard is in-sane!

2008 NBA Slam Dunk Contest Mix

Bear It All

I don't know about you, but when I was growing up, Teddy Bears didn't have nuts. WTF? Of course, if it makes Ashley happy . . .

Cubedominium

I left work for 3 weeks and my co-workers pee'd all over my desk. This guy leaves work for 3 weeks and his co-workers completely pimp out trash his cube. Lucky SOB.

How To Win A Cubical War
Watch more DIY videos on 5min.com

Delldo

Dude, you're getting a Dell rep . . . who is batshit crazy.

Multislacking

Introducing The Slanket.

I see this and my brain immediately goes into Sloth Overload. Oh, how perfect for hour after hour of XBOX domination. As an added benefit, no more bulky quilts that somehow shield my TV remote frequencies from searching channel after channel in hopes of finding a re-run of COPS.

And when it's time to briefly set the controller down for food, I can roll through bowl after bowl of only the finest offerings from the Boyardee line of gourmet Italian meals. Yes, being unencumbered never looked or felt so good. 2, please.

Joey the Midwife

Our new awesome agency. Look for our ads everywhere. Or, somewhere.

Girls Basketball. Now with 6'8" dudes.

Yeah, someone better check her shorts.

Ghost Riding Obsession

I'm officially addicted to ghost riding videos. Here's a couple favorites.

Ghost Ridin' Grandma. Glad she didn't break a hip in the process.


This guy may have broke a hip though. Dumbass.

Blocks for Sale

awesome


that is all.

Greetings from Baltimore!

This is why I gave up skateboarding and turned to crack . . . less hassle from the PD.

A new look for Toner Huffer

I Ain't Afraid of No Mike Sweeney

i don't even know what this means.

The Making of: Bird Poops in Mouth

Ape

me? oh, i'm just chilling.

Hey Vermont - WTF?

Ok. We just had our intern pour over the monthly stats from Tonerhuffer and it looks like we're spreading jackassery to every state in the union . . . EXCEPT YOURS. Maybe you're all hopped up on Ben & Jerry's. Maybe you're too busy following The Dead. (fyi, jerry's gone, man. jerry's gone) Maybe you even have better things to do. I don't know. But frankly, we're a little bummed. Maine is huffing, New York is huffing, New Hampshire is huffing. Even li'l ol' Connecticut is huffing.

So - if you're from Vermont, why not hang out for a bit? Look around. Maybe there's something you'd like us to post for you. Let us know. We're good people. Just like you.

Raising Hill

This is what happens when your company's Chief Brand Officer moonlights as a rally car diver and your company also happens to own its own mountain.

YKWBS? #3

genius. i hate me some laces, too.

Bony Hawk?

If you look close enough, you can totally tell they're using strings. And wires. And mirrors.

Do you know why Barkley sucks at golf?

Because he can.

So you know . . .

You may love her . . . but that's no reason to include her on your fake ID.

T-Huff salutes: Popcorn Sutton

His moonshine gets you drunker than hell right quick. Its the Cadillac of white liquor. Its Popcorn Sutton the last real mountain man. Need more Popcorn? He's got a spiral bound book, "Me and My Likker"

Hawaii Chair : If you can sit, you can get fit

I've been using this chair for a week now, here's what I've discovered:

1) I can now go hours with a hula hoop.
2) Typing, writing, and drinking take more concentration.
3) And my stomach is on spin cycle, giving me the dreaded butt pee.

Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon enjoy intercourse

I guess there's a good back story to this, but I really don't care, the video is enough for me.

Freeze, Unfreeze

270 people decide to freeze in place at Grand Central Station. A few of us around the office will be doing the same thing after lunch, just with our heads down on our desks.

Funny - Scary, Not Funny - Ha Ha

Sorry for the quick break from the jackassery, but check this sucker out. Try watching it without crapping yourself. It's impossible. Well, it was impossible for me.

Men's Long Hair Hyperboard

Growing your hair out? Need encouragement and/or advice? Live in your parents basement without a job or girlfriend? MLHH is for you.

Seriously ridiculous, but an amazingly active board. We should also note they're pretty quick at sniffing out phoney posts. We've tried. Several times. Most get nuked within a couple hours.

O'Brien vs. Stewart vs. Colbert

If you have about 21 minutes to spare, you'll want to watch all 3 of these:

1) Daily Show: Late Night Tangle


2) Colbert Report: Conan and Jon


3) Conan vs Colbert: The Brawl

Lawyering 101

Knocking out the other lawyer? Sure. I can see that. Knocking our your own lawyer? Probably isn't going to help your case. Granted, I'm no Wapner.

Greg Oden proves big men can sell

"I'm a very handsome man"

Monday's Music: Vampire Weekend

Forget everything you know about music. Vampire Weekend is where it's at this week. And possibly for the short-term foreseeable future. I dare you to listen to this song w/o having it get stuck in your head. Good stuff. One strange thing, though - for a band named "Vampire Weekend", there are surprisingly few vampire references in their lyrics. Weird, I know. But this is probably why my band "Smelly Man's Ass" was a complete failure.

Anyway - Toner Huffer's Monday's Music Presents:

Vampire Weekend

Purple

Don't have time so screw around at work for hours on end? I do. So I saved everyone some time:

red
blue
blue
red
red
red
blue
red
blue

Don't believe me? See for yourself.

The Best Commercial for Sunday airs on Monday?

kudos to Miller. save a few million, do something funny, make fun of your competition AND do it all in less than 15 hours.

We could watch this for hours

Best and Worst Commercials of Super Bowl XLII

BEST
Garmin Nuvi: Napolean Finds His Way w/ GPS
You can't go wrong with Napolean and a shetland pony.

Pepsi Stuff w/ Justin Timberlake
Andy Samburg, "Heeeeyyy"

Glaceau Vitamin Water: Shaq as Jockey
No shetland pony, but still a winner.

eTrade Talking Baby
This one was in the worst category until I saw the ending.

WORST
SalesGenie: Boss Threatens to Fire Salesman
Question: Is SalesGenie racist for using an Indian guy named Ramesh to play the telemarketer? Or am I for noticing? I smell an intentional controversy.

Bud Light and Carlos Mencia
I just flat out don't like Mencia, so I'm not even linking to the commercial. Instead I'll send you to Joe Rogan calling Mencia on his joke stealing.

Thrillicious: Sobe Life Water
What in the what? Yes, its true lizards make me thirsty, but still very strange.

Looks like a good videogame

Journey the Escape

Looks like a good movie

Rappin' (Ice T says, "This movie had to happen.")

Burger King in da Hood

now THIS is advertising . . . .

You Suck at Photoshop - #5 in a Series

Yeah, we skipped #4. So what?

Monday's Music: Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

Sorry for the slow posting this week . . . we've been tied up in alcohol-induced comas management meetings around T'Huff Headquarters. We're launching a new feature . . . Monday's Music. Basically, stuff that we're listening to that you should be listening to, too. Don't worry, we'll still keep posting the normal garbage. And, as an fyi, Monday's Music posts can show up any day of the week . . . it's just that Friday's Music or whatever sounds stoooopid. So check back often. Or don't. We don't care.

ANYWAY > > > > > > > > > check it:

Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

The Berminator

I'd rather watch 4 hours of this sorta thing than watch 2 hours of the Super Bowl. (Go 'Phins!)